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The Zen Happy Quiz
Welcome! I hope you'll enjoy this little quiz I've put together.

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1. What song is RSole singing on page one?
A. I Love Fried Chicken and Watermelon
B. Swampee
C. Ole' Black Joe
D. Mammy
E. A Man Named Sue

2. Where is Area 53 located?
A. Arizona
B. Newfoundland
C. Afghanistan
D. Where Bin Laden Is
E. Near Area 51

3. What is the name of RSole's assistant?
A. Feceshead
B. Wang Dung
C. Late for Dinner
D. Buddy What's His Name
E. You

4. What is the capital of Newfoundland?
A. Kabul
B. Ottawa
C. Toronto
D. Bare Rear End
E. St. John's

5. Where did RSole learn Zen-Cod?
A. Jimmy Jones
B. Budda
C. Osawa Bin Laden
D. Aliens
E. The Internet

6. Your whole purpose in life might be....?
A. Simply to Warn Others
B. To Serve RSole Forever
C. As Brain Food For Aliens
D. To Sing At Karaoke Bars
E. To Search The Internet For Enlightenment

7. What is RSole's Real Name?
A. He Doesn't Have a Real Name
B. Ben Doone
C. Phil E. MaCrackin'
D. David Barron
E. Al Jolson

8. What university did RSole go to?
A. Didn't Go To University. Taught By Aliens.
B. FU University
C. University of Newfoundland
D. University of Toronto
E. Flamingo University

9. What drink do RSole's followers use to help them to teleport?
A. Moosehead beer
B. Kool-Aid
C. Tang
D. Anti-Freeze
E. Cactus Juice

10. Name one of RSole's favourite links?
A. Pamela Anderson's Homepage
B. Young Stuff.Com
C. How To Talk Like A Real RSole
D. Operation Clambake
E. The IRS Website

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